Our Beloved "Talent"

Acting! It comes naturally to me, but the rest of the meatbags spent a bunch of time gettin' ready to thespian it up. I ain't no esteemed film critic, so I can't say if they're any good, but I definitely upped their game. I'm method-meets-Shakespeare, like if Daniel Day Lewis had a secret bastard baby with that skull from Hamlet.

Click Henry and Blue to send them on their big date!

McConadilla

as Hisself

McConadilla, the youngest cast member and titular character, is an East Texas native and a lover of fine ground meats. McConadilla went from co-hosting public access TV to the big screen, bringing his Texan charm, unstoppable spirit (and unhealthy obsession with Matthew McConaughey) to the bloody bright lights of Hollywood!

Christine Elise

as Detective Joline

We are pleased to announce legendary actress Christine Elise as part of the cast of "McConadilla".
From her unforgettable performances in the "Chucky" franchise and her bad-girl turn on "Beverly Hills, 90210", Christine Elise has faced danger before - but this time, it’s a whole ‘nother rodeo! In "McConadilla", Christine plays a seasoned LAPD detective on the hunt for West Hills' strangest - and shortest - serial killer!

Jesse C. Boyd

as Detective Cam

We’re beyond thrilled to have veteran actor (and musician!) Jesse C. Boyd as part of the cast of "McConadilla" as Detective Cam! You know Jesse from hits like **Halloween Ends**, **Creepshow**, and **The Walking Dead** - he's
battled zombies, Michael Myers, and the good-looking teens of Netflix’s **The Outer Banks**; But can he handle a foot-tall armadillo in a cowboy hat?

Our Beloved "Talent"

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